Vortex of Laughs

punnier:

you know what i hate? people who answer their own questions

pls dont hate me

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

I’ve been dead a long time, and I’m just so sorry.

“… its too early for this bullshit.”
Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

  1. person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  2. me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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